For Older Reasons

Here's another gem from Seventeen Magazine. As if Musky Jasmin and Loves Baby Soft weren't bad enough, they've invented a creepy reason to sell Johnson's Baby Powder. Ish!

Just Say No

Well that's good to know. I'll just tease him to really make him suffer.

Great Balls of Fun

Mmmm hmmmmm. I bet they are.

Musky Jasmin

Well. My folks cleaned out their attic the other weekend and found my 1980's Seventeen magazine collection I saved from when I was a teenager. These things are worth their weight in gold. In very good condition, I've been scanning in the most puzzling articles and ads to share with you.

Here's the first. The copy is so confusing and I can't quite figure out what they're trying to sell. WHAT the fuck is "musky jasmin?" A sweet-smelling crotch perhaps? Tangy BO? Is she sniffing her fingers?

Ideas? Anyone?