Wednesday, August 29, 2007
I have been a sleep talker for years. But it wasn't until I got married that I had someone to regularly chronicle the crazy things I said.
While DougieFresh and I were still dating, I said the sweetest thing in my sleep:
" Look honey! We made a circle!"
While engaged to be married and looking forward to Christmas, I made a million batches of Christmas cookies, gaining the first few pounds of "I'm not single anymore" weight. One night I said:
"I'm making DANGEROUS cookies."
Closer to the wedding, knee deep in planning, inviting, dieting and smoking, I said this in my sleep:
"God Help Me."
A year or so into our marriage I shouted this to my DougieFresh in my sleep:
"F U C K. Y O U."
Last year I said this:
"SHUT the FUCK up."
And lastly, a few nights ago as DougieFresh climbed into bed next to me, I was already asleep and obviously confused...and I said:
"Hey. You're not Dad."
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So tell me. Any of you said anything crazy, stupid, ridiculous in your sleep, or am I the only one?