7 THINGS TO DO BEFORE I DIE:
1. Have a baby
2. Finish my wedding album
3. Spend a week in Provence
4. Talk to Tommy again
5. Have multiple orgasms
6. Convert the back porch into a ceramics and painting studio
7. Get a female Papillon for Bjorn and name her Inga
7 THINGS I CANNOT DO
1. Wait to have a baby
2. Imagine life before marriage
3. Run
4. Put the left sock on before the right without falling
5. Have multiple orgasms
6. Sight read sheet music
7. Feel at peace without the house being clean
7 THINGS I SAY MOST OFTEN
1. Bjorn! Come!
2. Bjorn! Go to bed!
3. Jesus Fucking Christ!!
4. Honey - can you do me a favor?
5. What's for dessert?
6. People are so fucking stupid
7. No, thanks.
7 BOOKS I LOVE
1. Chicken, Shadow, Moon and More - Mark Strand
2. Socks Socks Socks - (Knitting patterns)
3. Cloud Nine (A Dreamer's Dictionary)
4. The Prince of Tides - Pat Conroy
5. Pillars of the Earth - Ken Follett
6. Please Understand Me - Meyers Briggs
7. To Kill a Mockingbird - Harper Lee
7 MOVIES I CAN WATCH OVER AND OVER
1. Dirty Rotten Scoundrels
2. Raising Arizona
3. The Pink Panther
4. Young Frankenstein
5. The Sound of Music
6. West Side Story
7. The Jerk
3 comments:
I love the idea of a back porch studio...it sounds so southern! Are you going to serve mint juleps and crustless chicken salad sandwiches too? If so, send me an invite...and I think those should be hand written in your beautiful calligraphy.
Done! Seriously - all we'd need to do it winterize the porch. It would be soooo gorgeous. Sooooo suuuhthun.
Great! I'll get to work on those crustless chicken salad sandwiches.
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