tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15157007.post115643100473618620..comments2023-10-07T05:53:16.570-04:00Comments on Anne-Davnes Elser: Anne Elserhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02425559946353875253noreply@blogger.comBlogger9125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15157007.post-1156540006088847242006-08-25T17:06:00.000-04:002006-08-25T17:06:00.000-04:00oh MAN. I am so sorry Anne. I'm with A on the pudd...oh MAN. <BR/>I am so sorry Anne. <BR/>I'm with A on the pudding. And I recommend watching a lot of The Young & the Restless.khttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15274314123800660861noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15157007.post-1156461270698430392006-08-24T19:14:00.000-04:002006-08-24T19:14:00.000-04:00I think everything would be JUST fine if she had B...I think everything would be JUST fine if she had Baton Bob as her nurse. Nothing is more healing to the mind and soul than a large black man in spandex twirling a baton.Mary Campbellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01631594203558208360noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15157007.post-1156449694798943602006-08-24T16:01:00.000-04:002006-08-24T16:01:00.000-04:00I'd go. If it would help.I'd go. If it would help.Tania Rochellehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01343894619102379852noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15157007.post-1156439589579073262006-08-24T13:13:00.000-04:002006-08-24T13:13:00.000-04:00if all else fails, you could just call tania over ...if all else fails, you could just call tania over and she could depress you further with stories of dead dogs and cheating husbands. you could also punch her in the face a lot and stick iv's in her arms. let me know if you're interested and i'll send her over right away.minus fivehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02878687181826931183noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15157007.post-1156436946633570562006-08-24T12:29:00.000-04:002006-08-24T12:29:00.000-04:00I'm so sorry, Anne.Ativan is good, though. It shou...I'm so sorry, Anne.<BR/><BR/>Ativan is good, though. It should help.<BR/><BR/>And blog about your nurse revenge fantasies.Tania Rochellehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01343894619102379852noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15157007.post-1156436658083361382006-08-24T12:24:00.000-04:002006-08-24T12:24:00.000-04:00i think if nurses acted that way to me, i would ju...i think if nurses acted that way to me, i would just pee all over the bed and floor so that they would have to clean it up. think up all the things you would love to do to them; that will make you laugh. then it will be a challenge to restrain yourself from taking action. <BR/><BR/>hopefully you'll get a good nurse soon that you can hang on to. or maybe they'll just let you out.minus fivehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02878687181826931183noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15157007.post-1156434822188544792006-08-24T11:53:00.000-04:002006-08-24T11:53:00.000-04:00Sarah - your post just made Doug chuckle. That was...Sarah - your post just made Doug chuckle. That was a good one. I am sending him to Michaels right away for the driftwood project. You know what I'd love to do is to personally give and IV while blindfolded to every nurse who offers me one or shakes her head when she notices I don't have one. <BR/><BR/>They tried to monitor Bimp's heart rate and mine is so loud, it's overpowering his. I am that mad and nervous. <BR/><BR/>They have just given me Ativan. <BR/><BR/>fuckers.Anne Elserhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02425559946353875253noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15157007.post-1156433901974943572006-08-24T11:38:00.000-04:002006-08-24T11:38:00.000-04:00anne, if you need a bodyguard or someone to regula...anne, if you need a bodyguard or someone to regulate the hospital workers for you, i can help. i have a long history of expertise in bossing nurses around and protecting patients. maybe you should start carving things these people say into driftwood. then you can give it to them as a gift and tell them to shove it up their medical ass.<BR/><BR/>a: i only secretly like things that are pre-packaged in cafeterias. if i'm ever in the hospital, people are going to have to smuggle me some real food.minus fivehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02878687181826931183noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15157007.post-1156432128067982982006-08-24T11:08:00.000-04:002006-08-24T11:08:00.000-04:00Oh Anne, boo. Hospital confines are the pits. Exce...Oh Anne, boo. Hospital confines are the pits. Except for the food. I have a strange obsession with hospital cafeterias/pudding. Good Luck, we'll be thinking about you in NY!Harpyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02890602073060031353noreply@blogger.com